Carey On... America - Land of the Constitution-Free
As of this week, racism is no longer the fault of white people in America. We’ve been given permission to be as racist as we want to be.
The Supreme Court of the United States has given us a new turning point in our history. With tortured legal logic, they have unratified the 14th Amendment to the United States’ Constitution. They’ve decided our government colleges can compel “diversity” by using skin color as a deciding factor in admissions.
The decision means our government has a compelling interest in forcing us to mix, and this compunction overrides the Constitution. People of a certain DNA structure (how much, and of which races?) can be legally shuffled above people of other chemical make-up.
Until now, affirmative action was considered a temporary measure to make up for unfairness in the past. Not any more! Now racism is just “good policy.” This has nothing to do with the past. Discrimination is refreshened, renewed, and permanent.
Well, hey, let’s go for it! We’ve always wanted to, haven’t we? Let’s discriminate. It’s legal now.
From now on, it’ll be perfectly reasonable to avoid black, Hispanic, American Indian, or mixed-race professionals. It’ll be downright sensible to suppose that “people of color” are of lesser ability than the whites in the same jobs. We can freely assume they’re sub-standard and got where they are because of their skin color.
Just to protect ourselves, we’d better all presume no person of color or mixed race has achieved his position in life through talent, initiative, and industriousness, except for minority sports figures and entertainers.
Even black, Hispanic and American Indian consumers should reconsider the credentials of people of their own races, and all mixes between them and whites. After all, no matter what colors we are, we’re still putting our lives in the hands of our doctors, nurses, engineers, lawyers and business associates.
“Whites” now means whites, Asians, and Jews, because Asians and Jews are too smart and successful on their own to be considered minorities. A “minority” is now defined as anyone too hereditarily stupid, sluggish, lazy or artificially propped-up to make it on his or her own. Asians and Jews just plain work too hard.
I don’t know where this puts Middle-Easterners, and I’m half Assyrian. Maybe I’m in somewhere in the “Jew” box. At least one leg is.
Whether we’re whites, yellows, blacks, browns, or reds ourselves, do we really want black nurses giving shots to our children? Do we want to drive cars designed by red engineers? Dare we let brown architects build our houses? Can we trust a tan lawyer?
It’s a big assumption, but that’s the only way to make a sound judgment. If the government discriminates based on color, then we’d all better do the same thing. How can we trust a mahogany paramedic or a russet firefighter? We should check our 911 services. If they have any dark colors working for them, we should keep looking until we find all-pink emergency services.
We’d better search out all-German law firms, all-Jewish hospitals, all-Greek farms, all-Mongolian construction companies. It’s the only way to be sure we can trust them to actually be the best.
Blacks, reds, and browns can be jewelers, fashion designers, or sign painters. They can’t really hurt anybody else that way. But they’ll still have to run businesses, and how can we be sure they understand management? Better find a blond jeweler after all.
I’ll be telling my Guatemalan son, who wants to be a doctor, that he has a leg-up over his white brother and sister from now on because his face is brown. He’s very smart, but that doesn’t matter anymore. I’ll encourage him to use and abuse what he’s been given by our Constitution-free Supreme Court.
We’re now going to divide America between whites and everybody else, and fight over who gets what. We’ll have law suit after law suit, trying to decide how much colored blood it takes to be a colored person and get more of the pie we share.
Welcome to the United States in the 21st Century. Hand me that roll of Constitution. I want to wipe the floor with it.